"Scurvy schiester bastards, I am a doctor of Journalism. "

1. The best reason to avoid Mexico at Christmas time...Evil take its vacation there. "Each year in Mexico, hundreds of clowns make a religious pilgrimage to Guadalupe Basilica to cleanse their masked souls"

2. Nothing says "Thank you for being a friend" like a Golden Girls necklace.
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3. Pale people are less whorish than people who tan. It's science. ;-)

4. Movies about high school students have been on a steady decline since the 80's. In the 80's they didn't dumb down the students, they fought again stereotyping, kids had problems that were not ever resolved, etc. All in all the movies represented life. Then in the 90's they had some decent high school movies but no where near the John Hughes caliber of films. Now what do they have? Annoying shit, Zac Efron, and Gossip Girl (which I sort of like but it certainly doesn't show the diversity of the American teenager). I wonder do the films represent the current generation? Is this a dumbing down of America or has the future generation never made it out of the shallow end of the pool?

"Dear Mr. Vernon, We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain... and an athlete... and a basket case... a princess... and a criminal... Does that answer your question?
... Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club."