I am a Scorpio. I enjoy long walks on the beach, drinking copious amounts of alcohol, and men in hockey masks. In my spare time I work to foil the plans of my arch nemesis, utilize my eight finger discount, and lecture from my soapbox about social injustices. I do not tolerate fools or like people who make Walmart plural.
I judge people who are missing more teeth than they have, unless they are old. I would like to someday be the scary old woman in the neighborhood that all the children are afraid of, however I will be misunderstood and actually a sweet old lady turned bitter by the disappointments of this cruel, cruel life.
I will have made my vast wealth telling fortunes under the alias the Mad Madame Mim and selling t-shirts in tourist destinations that say “Life isn’t always flowers and sausages”.
I have been working on my publishing schedule and boy are the next two months busy busy busy. It looks like I will be able to publish DARK CORNERS on drum roll please...... June 10! Yay!!!
I should have the cover to show you guys this week and then I will work on my Goodreads author page as well as my Facebook author page. This is really happening and getting so close I can feel its breath on my neck. I am equal parts excited and terrified and it is exhilarating. I can't wait for everyone to be able to read my book. *hugs*
Also as I mentioned Monday I have some more new and exciting news coming up, but I am not at liberty to discuss it just yet. Let me just say it will involve some $10 gift certificate giveaways, lots of fun, and is brought to you, in part, by the number four.
Thirty Day Song Challenge Day 08 - A song that you know all the words to... Bad bad Leroy Brown- Jim Croce