Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Christmas Clone

I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don’t have time to wrap the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree

I don’t have time to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace
Cookies, pies and cake
I have managed to make

Along with list after list
That I send to Saint Nick
But he hasn’t finished a single task
And I’ve taken to the flask

Oh I’m not asking for much
Just some extra time in a crunch
And I’m just gonna keep on waiting
While my nerves are grating

What more can I do?
Sometimes it is like I live in a zoo.
I just want a clone of my own
More than you could ever know

My fingers are worked to the bone
Please just give me a clone
I don’t need a flying car
Or unlimited credit at the bar
If this Christmas I get a clone to call own


Elizabeth Sharp said...

I'd take a clone, but it would probably just procrastinate with me...

C.G. Powell said...

You really do need a clone...Me, not so much, we would be fighting for world domination!

Liz Schulte's Blog said...

That is the beauty of clones you can use them however you like. Mine will not procrastinate with me. I solemnly swear to work my clone unreasonable hours.

LisaRayns said...

I don't think you'd do good with a clone, Liz. Think of all that free time, never having to be Superwoman, men falling at your feet because you had time to spend with them...scary. Nope, it just won't work! Sure, it might be fun for a year or three but eventually the fun would wear off:)

Liz Schulte's Blog said...

Ha! I swear it would work. I have this sickness that I can't say no, so I just keep agreeing to do more and more. In three years I will be ready for my second clone. :-)Eventually I will have a whole army of Liz minions.

Anonymous said...

hmmm I like the way you think Schulte!! :)I certianly could use a clone for al of my evil... er good bidding!

DMS said...

LOL! I could use a clone sometimes too! I don't know if it would be a blessing or a curse though- hmmm...I would have to order her around, and if she's anything like me : ) she won't take to kindly to orders- ha! Happy New Year! ~ Jess

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