Another year is upon us and we are all looking forward, well some are probably looking back but that is stupid because you will probably trip and scrape your face on the sidewalk then you will look like a bloody mess for the next couple months or you may walk into a pole, so basically turn around and watch what you are doing. Any way where was I? Oh yes the brand spanking new year still all shiny and pretty none of the grime or pollution stuck to it yet. While we are all still hopeful for a better year than the last I will help that along by a top five list. *pauses for cheering*
Top Five Things to Look Forward to in 2009
5. That website getting more Golden Girls necklaces in stock.
4. Joyfully watching as impossible expectations are not met
3. My thoughts, of course
2. Flying apples
1. Friday the 13th! the movie not the actual day though since the movie comes out on the actual day perhaps I do mean the day as well.
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- I am a Scorpio. I enjoy long walks on the beach, drinking copious amounts of alcohol, and men in hockey masks. In my spare time I work to foil the plans of my arch nemesis, utilize my eight finger discount, and lecture from my soapbox about social injustices. I do not tolerate fools or like people who make Walmart plural. I judge people who are missing more teeth than they have, unless they are old. I would like to someday be the scary old woman in the neighborhood that all the children are afraid of, however I will be misunderstood and actually a sweet old lady turned bitter by the disappointments of this cruel, cruel life. I will have made my vast wealth telling fortunes under the alias the Mad Madame Mim and selling t-shirts in tourist destinations that say “Life isn’t always flowers and sausages”.
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Flying Apples have been sighted!
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