Riddle Me This....

Who doesn't want to go on a Golden Girl's themed road trip to see the biggest ball of yarn and Dollywood? Heeeelllooooo----- AWESOME.

Magic 8 Ball

The magic 8 ball has been one of the best inventions in the 20th century. It has taken away the need to make decisions about unimportant questions by offering you the question cosmic response. Will I eat dinner tonight. Outlook is good. See it knows all and is ambiguous enough to bullshit its way through most questions.
I have a suggestion for a new magic 8 ball. In a perfect world this magic 8 ball would be filled with vodka, everyone needs a pick me up now and then, and the answers would be meat themed.
For example.
Will I have dinner tonight? Answer: Where's the beef.
Other possible answers
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken.
Get your jive turkey ass out of here
Give the wee little man some corned beef.
The answer my friend is flowers and sausages

Genius.

The road to free drinks

First a smile...then your soul.

Awkward is my middle name

Highlights of my weekend

-3D horror movies with super hot Jensen Ackles
-Being sent a free drink and then being promised to yet another waiter in the hopes of free cheese dip by someone who can speak another language that I cannot speak therefore could not stop the transaction from taking place.
-Surround sound
-Awkward moments sent down from the roof.

Yay Scary!

So starting last Friday up until at least February 13th there is one scary movie after another coming out, not to mention that Supernatural restarted last night with an episode that completely skeeved me out in the best possible way. In honor of the epic amounts of violence and horror I get to watch in the coming weeks I give you the 5 most individually creepy scenes in movies ever.
5. The squeal like a pig scene in Deliverance (yes it is not a horror movie but that scene haunts every person who has ever seen that movie)
4. Reagan in the Exorcist with the cross. Nasty.
3. Michael Meyers attacking Laurie Strode in the closet in Halloween.
2. The guy in Seven that died from sloth but wasn't quite dead yet.
1. Jack Torrence tormenting his wife on the stairs in the Shining. Give me the bat (then the thing with the tongue)

What the Deuce?

Holy hell. I am watching American Idol tonight and the auditions in KC because apparently I sort of know someone that is supposed to be on it. I have a few questions.
-Do these people not own a mirror?
-Who goes on tv like this?
-Even if they cannot hear how badly they are singing don't they have friends who will tell them?" Or better yet talk them out of it.
- Why do people keep singing when the judges tell them they suck? Do they really think that they will like them more if they listen to more? Does the sound of nails on a chalkboard get better?
-And finally why are you crying?

Things that make you go hmmmm.

I was thinking about the movies I used to watch as a kid this afternoon and you know what it explains a lot about why I am like I am. Can someone who grew up watching horribly cheesy horror movies (Monkey Shines, Witchboard, The Fly, etc.) not come into adulthood a little off beat, afraid of clowns, and with a deep love for cheese.