I am a Scorpio. I enjoy long walks on the beach, drinking copious amounts of alcohol, and men in hockey masks. In my spare time I work to foil the plans of my arch nemesis, utilize my eight finger discount, and lecture from my soapbox about social injustices. I do not tolerate fools or like people who make Walmart plural.
I judge people who are missing more teeth than they have, unless they are old. I would like to someday be the scary old woman in the neighborhood that all the children are afraid of, however I will be misunderstood and actually a sweet old lady turned bitter by the disappointments of this cruel, cruel life.
I will have made my vast wealth telling fortunes under the alias the Mad Madame Mim and selling t-shirts in tourist destinations that say “Life isn’t always flowers and sausages”.
Independent Inklings has arranged a wonderful giveaway event. A Kindle Fire will be given away along with a collection of independent novel (55 authors are participating!) including both of mine. If you would like to enter for the giveaway follow the link above or enter below.
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*whre* that was a lot of clicking! Thanks for the giveaway :D
Hmm, for some reason, it doesn't seem to be saving a few of the tasks for me. Whenever I come back to this page, the green "I did this" button is back for 3 tasks:
"Like" Stephanie-Nelson on Facebook "Like" Helen.Hanson.Author on Facebook Did you Complete Every Option?
Is there a way to see the amount of entries I have to see if this is just a glitch?
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2 comments:
*whre* that was a lot of clicking! Thanks for the giveaway :D
Hmm, for some reason, it doesn't seem to be saving a few of the tasks for me. Whenever I come back to this page, the green "I did this" button is back for 3 tasks:
"Like" Stephanie-Nelson on Facebook
"Like" Helen.Hanson.Author on Facebook
Did you Complete Every Option?
Is there a way to see the amount of entries I have to see if this is just a glitch?
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