I am not my favorite subject, far from it. But since my blog readership has nearly doubled in the last two days it might be best to let the new readers get to know me on some sort of level. So I am going to do something that you will come to learn is one of my favorite things, give you a top five list.
Top Five Things to Know About Me:
1. I can be
2. I have an inappropriate sense of humor. Yep, I laugh when I see people get hurt, I often feel the urge to laugh in church or at funerals, and I like randomness. Non sequitur is my middle name.
3. Sometimes I take things literally even though I know it wasn’t meant like that because I think it is funny.
4. I love to make things up. Short stories, long stories, bad poems, facts, whatever. If I can create it I am pretty happy. My bff Kim (you will hear her name frequently I am sure) will sometimes send me a list of random words or phrases and I will make up a short story using all of them in it. So sometimes I might post a random weird little story, I hope you don’t mind.
5. I will give you an honest opinion. If you want my take on something I will always tell you what I think.
I guess that is it. I can’t wait to get to know my new blog readers.