Monday, January 31, 2011

Thunder Snow

Thunder Snow

Thunder snow,
you blow!
I hate to break it to you,
but I like you less than a shoe that stepped in poo.
Four foot drifts,
you son of a bitch.
Freezing rain,
Would you please refrain.
Twenty degrees below,
I better not have to utter the word tow.
60 miles an hour wind,
That's why you have no friends.
My car is officially mine,
why does the weather refuse to be fine?
Thunder snow,
I hate you.


Scott Gordon said...

Frozen grass
Kiss my ass!
I hate you winter
I am through
With you
My good cheer splinters
When you take a dump
On us
So don't be a chump
Get on a bus
And don't come back till next year!

Scott Gordon said...

Frozen bicycles
Sticking to the seat of your pants

Liz Schulte's Blog said...

Powdery white fluff,
We've had enough!
I can't feel my fingers,
and yet you linger.
I will shovel my driveway no more,
winter you're a whore.

Unknown said...

Love it Liz!

C.G. Powell said...

Beatiful white sparkles across my lawn.
You greet me coldly at the break of dawn.
The plow has passed and the roads are clear.
The school bus has passed and I start to cheer.
Winter I love you please don't go.
Leave your mark with lots of snow.
Keeping the alergens in the trees.
From springs pollen that makes me sneeze.

Scott Gordon said...

Oops! My second one got cut off. Oh well. Who knows what I wrote? It will forever remain a mystery!

Ha ha, Lizzie! The last part sound like Terrance. Perhaps that bastard is a poet too...

V.K. Tremain said...

No snow here
Only rain I fear
Thunder and Lightening crashing down
Making my hair blow all around
Where has my sunshine gone?
Why am I left drifting in a fog?
California is supposed to be the golden state
But all I see are rain clouds grey as slate.

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