I am a Scorpio. I enjoy long walks on the beach, drinking copious amounts of alcohol, and men in hockey masks. In my spare time I work to foil the plans of my arch nemesis, utilize my eight finger discount, and lecture from my soapbox about social injustices. I do not tolerate fools or like people who make Walmart plural.
I judge people who are missing more teeth than they have, unless they are old. I would like to someday be the scary old woman in the neighborhood that all the children are afraid of, however I will be misunderstood and actually a sweet old lady turned bitter by the disappointments of this cruel, cruel life.
I will have made my vast wealth telling fortunes under the alias the Mad Madame Mim and selling t-shirts in tourist destinations that say “Life isn’t always flowers and sausages”.
I am still catching up with life and work after vacation. It was a wonderful rest but I have so much to do now. I am going through the edits on Dark Corners, editing the short stories for Dream On a dream anthology 4 Corners Press is releasing very soon, finishing my own short story, and then next week I will begin editing two other books. All of it is so exciting and fun. I couldn't ask for a better group of people to work with.
Anyway I thought I would post some of my vacation pictures. Also feel free to check out the album (below).